My friend is having some existential crisis over this. His girlfriend of 3 years asked him to eat her poop, and also he"s freaking out, considering breaking up through her.

You watching: How can you say you love her poop

 

this is a womale who"s beautiful, intelligent, and loves him more than anypoint. Honestly, what"s the huge deal?

 

I really wanna aid him acquire over this tiny little bit point. He"ll be heartdamaged if he loses her.

 

But i simply dont acquire it. How deserve to he honestly say he loves her if he can"t also eat her poop?


Oh, this made me laugh.

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If someone desires their poop eaten, they must gain a dog. Dogs enjoy this kind of point. To them it"s haute cuisine. But they likewise think dead things make incredibly great cologne.

Poop is not for world to nom on.

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i know that, but just how do i acquire him to sheight being so paranoid about it so he wont be a depressed pile of crap for the next few months??


i know that, yet how carry out i acquire him to soptimal being so paranoid around it so he wont be a depressed pile of crap for the next few months??

 

Are you asking for tips on how to talk your "friend";) into eating poop so he have the right to continue to be in the relationship???

 

He should be paranoid around it.


Are you asking for tips on just how to talk your "friend";) right into eating poop so he have the right to continue to be in the relationship???

 

He should be paranoid around it.


 

yes, other than without the winky face and also quotes

 

i check out nothing wrong at all through eating her poop

 

what"s the substantial deal?


No i"m not, this is really worrying me because hwen he gets depressed i have to deal with it because we"re ideal bros, yet i really dont understand what his difficulty here is and i require aid expertise because he says that it"s not simply him

 

im sorta offended you"re even accusing me of such a point, i came right here looking for some hoswarm aid...

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My friend is having actually some existential crisis over this. His girlfriend of 3 years asked him to eat her poop, and also he"s freaking out, considering breaking up via her....

 

....But i just dont get it. How have the right to he honestly say he loves her if he can"t even eat her poop?


Oh, man... This thread just cries out for Gold Pile"s participation... Where are you when we require you, buddy?

 


i know that, but how perform i obtain him to sheight being so paranoid about it so he wont be a depressed pile of crap for the next few months??

Heh, funny you have to pick that particular phraseology... Either eat it or end up being it - is that your take on his situation?


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Troll nonsense. Anyone who would do that would certainly be a damn fool. What type of woguy would call for that of her SO and then grant him love for doing it. It"s disgusting in every dimension.


are you serious? she desires him to eat her poop...? omg im sorry however that is hilarious. she must be a freak LOL


No i"m not, this is really worrying me bereason hwen he gets depressed i need to attend to it because we"re ideal bros, yet i really dont understand what his problem below is and i require assist understanding bereason he states that it"s not simply him

If you, OP, don"t understand also that it is WAY out of the norm to suppose someone to eat your poop as a test of love and devotion, then of course you will not have the ability to understand also what his problem is.

 

We all understand that, so we completely understand what his difficulty is.

 

It seems prefer there are two compatible civilization in the room here: you and also your ideal bud"s GF both seem to think it"s no massive deal to intend someone to eat your poop. I think you need to snap this girl up at the initially chance, as it sounds like a enhance made in heaven to me...


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Well, as someone who"s been married to the very same woguy for close to three decades ...

 

Okay, nevermind.

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It"s a troll thcheck out, guys. Settle dvery own and eat some poo.


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Hey spades slick... A actual frifinish would take one for the team and sell to eat the poop for him


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I learned in another thcheck out, it"s chalk complete of fiber.

 

Think of it as a dietary supplement.


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Relationships are complete of crap. Either eat it, or live it, what is the difference?


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I wouldn"t carry out it for anyone, not also Matt Damon.

 

not also Ryan Gosling.

not also Ryan Gosling"s character Noah Calhoun in The Notebook (finest guy ever).


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I check out that you"ve heard of Night Change Nurses (I haven"t watched it. Somebody else watch it for me and also report back).

 

Google the title of this threview. I kbrand-new that I"d review that quote before.

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Tell him to put some on a cracker and also pretend it"s foie gras.


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I think the concern is that the OP"s girlfrifinish has already his poop consumed. The OP is having a difficult time explaining to his friend mutuality in a connection and also exactly how it must be respected.


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OP: Sorry your friend"s having actually such a crappy time through his girl. Reach out to her, tell her to eat his favorite food 24 hours before, and also then tell your finest bro to chill out and also not be such a Debbie Downer around it. Dung deal, male.

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