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The Big Apple: “Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?”/”Because they lactose.”
The Big Apple: “Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?”/”Because they lactose.”

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The Big Apple: “Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?”/”Because they lactose.”
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The Big Apple: “Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?”/”Because they lactose.”
The Big Apple: “Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?”/”Because they lactose.”

“Lactose” sounds like “lack toes,” prompting the pun:

Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
A: Because they lactose.

“Why do cows have hooves? Because they lactose” was cited on Twitter on September 28, 2011. The pun went viral on Twitter in August 2014.

Wikipedia: Lactose
Lactose is a disaccharide sugar derived from galactose and glucose that is found in milk. Lactose makes up around 2–8% of milk (by weight), although the amount varies among species and individuals, and milk with a reduced amount of lactose also exists. It is extracted from sweet or sour whey. The name comes from lac (gen. lactis), the Latin word for milk, plus the -ose ending used to name sugars.

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Joe H

iddeidus
Q – Why are dairy cows crappy at football? A – Because they lactose! #deadlineday
1:51 PM – 31 Aug 2011

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Stacy's Mom

The Big Apple: “Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?”/”Because they lactose.”
semi_french “Why do cows have hooves? Because they lactose.” -Coach E #laughedsohard
3:01 PM – 28 Sep 2011

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Tim

timwellslive
Why do cows have hooves? Because they lack toes. #timwellsoriginals
9:20 PM – 11 Jan 2012

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Gareth Jones

gareth_danger
Cows get tipped over easily because they lactose.
12:22 PM – 10 Apr 2012

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Stephen Long

UABStephenLong
Why are cows feet called hooves? Because they lactose!
9:21 PM – 1 Aug 2014

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Lesha XO

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quickbewitty: quickbewitty: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose http://tmblr.co/ZmYB0w1PEqe2x
4:23 AM – 26 Aug 2014

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? (self.Jokes)
submitted March 27, 2015 by shitwhenyoucan
Because they…. lactose…..

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose (self.Jokes)
submitted November 29, 2015 by Lewisjb92

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